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Fast Moving Views and Opinions of The Post Editorial StaffBrad ... who cares?
By Rick Silva
So Brad Pitt won't be getting married to Angelina Jolie. At least that's what he's saying.
Apparently, Mr. Pitt is sacrificing wedding bliss for a cause.
Pitt and Jolie won't even consider marriage until everyone can get married. Can't he imagine how horrific this news is to us all?
How will the rest of us muddle through the day knowing this egomanic won't get married unless the rest of the country does what he wants. Apparently this is in Esquire where he tells us there are 15 things we should know.
Well, here are 3 things he should know:
1. Get over yourself. Get married, don't get married -- whatever, we don't care. Just whatever you do: Shutup about it.
2. Given the first marraige and how well you did with that one, maybe marriage isn't a topic you need to discuss.
3. Somehow I don't think the state of the Pitt-Jolie relationship is going to the deciding factor on the constitutionality of gay marriage.