(Parts I and II can be viewed at Theydidwhat)
As the king realized the winds were shifting and his position and power were waning, he knew things would be great if he only had more time. He thought and thought about this, but not being the brightest candle in the kingdom, came up with no new strategery. Just when things looked the most mystimafied, lo, one of his advisors came upon him muttering to himself, and had an idea. He approached the king, “Oh your most magnificent royalassholiness, decider of decisions, uniter of division, maker of wars, I have an idea.”
The king respondeded, “Bring it on.”
The advisor continued, “What we need is the support of a great warrior, one who is noble of heart, steadfast and loyal to the kingdom, but one who will believe what we tell him, because he has been so trained. He will reassure the people the smelly mound can be controlled, if only we had more time and money and sacrifice.”
What's Really Important 